I've Had An Apostrophe! (Words, Part III)

I love how words are being manufactured everyday. But I love more that the scholars who create them have a sense of humour.

"I do not engage in literary floccinaucinihilipilification for the sole ratiocination that I suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia."

- Ethan Dornbusch.

Ratiocination - A formed judgement by a process of logic; reason.

Floccinaucinihilipilification - the action or habit of estimating something as worthless.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia - A fear of long words.

And penned from a writer much cleverer than me:

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."

- Doug Larson.